Valentine's Day Looms Like a Big, Pink Juggernaut...

"there's a new cupid in town" by samax.

okay, so we're in the pre-valentine's day pocket, so those of us who are single should be aware: this is the time of year when folks get all mushy and start asking why you don't have a girlfriend and when are you gonna have kids, blah-blah-blah...

apparently, all is still fair in the dating game, so watch your back... hormones are kicking into overdrive, and would-be partners are turning predatory to beat the spring rush!

if you're actually lookin' to get paired up, ya can't do it from the house fanboy (quit trying to meet quality babes on the internet, geek!)...

go out and meet some actual, unpixelated chicks, THEN use the internet as a diversion when she's getting her nag on!

just kidding, ladies! anyways, if you're in denton tonite, catch me at the rubber gloves. i'll be the one with the sketchbook...

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