Italian Director reinvents Spidey

in a shocking turn of events, Sony Pictures sold the rights to the Spiderman movie franchise to a small Italian company, who gave the new director a free hand to reinvent Spidey as he saw fit for a new generation of fans! Tobey MacGuire, fed up with constant script revisions, left the franchise and was replaced by Jack Black who... okay, i'm kidding, but this mess is funny! props to my number one ATLien, goldiGold for puttin this on the Jungle 45 blog...
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-gM