Comicbook World #23

Illadelph resident James Cialella shot a man in the arm because his son would not stop talking during the Fincher joint The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. he then preceded to eat popcorn and watch the movie while everyone else fled the scene. the kid need not seek vengeance at the edge of a blade or anything... his dad's gonna live. and the toastmaster didn't even get to finish the movie... cop's hauled the film efficianado to the clink and charged him with attempted murder, aggravated assault and assorted weapons violations. now, i wouldn't normally wouldn't advocate gun violence over something so petty, but hey...
it's Fincher!

naw, dude needs to calm down though...
-gM

5 comments:

  1. The most ignorant ish Ive heard about this holiday season with the exception of the dude who dressed up like Santa and shot up his ex wife and in laws.

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  2. OK I read this story and what he did was wrong. While I don't advocate shooting or violence in that situation, some times people need to learn to SHUT up in the theater!!
    That's why I like going to the theater early in the day to avoid the loud obnoxious people --- and they damn kids.

    I know I'm wrong, but this is how I feel.

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  3. yeah it is. But Philly is ill.
    And as far as the santa thing, he shot the 8 year old first

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  4. And he continued to watch the movie as people fled the scene. See? Now he ruined the movie for everyone else...

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