Go home, America. You're drunk.

 I am not feeling particularly patriotic right now.

Coming JULY 4th - CAPTAIN AMERICA #1

I'm not gonna lie:  Ta-Nehisi Coates is the reason I'm checking for this Captain America relaunch that's dropping on independence day.

Surviving Mother's Day

I want to acknowledge that you might be one of the people who may be hurting today.  Mother's Day is hard for people who grew up without a mother, had a tough relationship with her, or had their mother pass away.  If that's you, fam, I just want to say my heart goes out to you, and I don't want to be insensitive to your pain.

In honor of #NationalHotdogDay