Dirk needs to listen to more Hip Hop...

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I been sayin' it forever: Nowitzki is soft. the Dallas Mavericks big man is one of the best players in the league. he can't be stopped. but he's as soft as the hairs on a peach. i mean, nobody can guard him... he's a seven footer with nice ball-handling skills and the sickest fade-away jumper this side'a Reggie Miller... unfortunately, he lacks reggie's killer instinct.


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still, in the fourth quarter of tuesday's game against Golden State, Dirk dug into his guts and pulled out a milleresque 12 points in the last three minutes of the game, to defeat the Warriors 118 to 112, saving his beloved Mavs from playoff extinction... now they have to do it in Oakland... and that's JUST for a chance to come back to dallas and play for the right to advance to the next round!

photo by Marcio Jose Sanchez the difference between winning and losing this series for the mavs will be Dirk's attitude. other players like his game, but they just don't fear him... and he should MAKE THEM REGRET IT!

* coach Avery Johnson's advice for Dirk about handling defenses:
"if they triple-team you, find the open man. if they double you, score on 'em. if they single cover you, KILL 'em!"
in other words, this is the playoffs... Dirk should be looking to score, and punish the other team for even THINKING they are in his league!
i think he just needs to listen to some hip hop or something... what's in A.I.'s ceedee changer, anyways?

peace (except on the court!),
samax.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Iverson listens only to homemade cds of the sound of his opponents bones being grinded in tree shredders.

The Mavs play great team ball- but Golden State believes. And Nelly's the architect of the a huge f'n chip that sits squarely on their shoulders.

GS in 6.

Samax said...

great team ball will win the best record in the league...

great superstar performances wins CHAMPIONSHIPS!

Samax said...

UPDATE: after repeatedly suggesting that Basketball was a team game and that he would "take what the defense gives" him, Dirk Lowinski (or "No-Win-Ski", take your pick) laid down like a 'ho for the grown mannish upstarts from Golden State.

Baron Davis dominated dallas' guards on a bum hamstring, and Steven Jackson (who called Dirk out like it was a HipHop beef) played like a god, hittin' somethin' like 7 of 8 from three to take the Mavs out in six games...

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