Ninja Solution#1 work-related Stress Relief

You'd be surprised at the problems you can solve with Ninjas.
For example, on-the-job stress is a leading cause of high blood pressure, ulcers, heart disease and other preventable illnesses. Don't suffer unnecessarily!
the next time your boss or another co-worker does something that stresses you, just follow these easy steps:
1) picture a ninja carrying out swift and ruthless vengeance on him (or her), and you will feel an instant relief of work-related pressure.
2) if that doesn't work, contact an actual ninja and have them waste your co-worker for real!
3) repeat until work-related stress subsides.
i hope that helps!
stay tuned for more Ninja Solutions!
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-samax
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7 comments:

Vee (Scratch) said...

Great solution, what number do I call. Some co-workers have to go.

samax said...

just keep thinking it real hard and a ninja will hear it telepathically!

"Thank you for your patience. your call is very important to us. ninja telepathy calls are answered in the order they are received."

Arkonbey said...

Ninja are rather useful, aren't they. However, a good one can cost an arm and a leg.

I dig the red exes on the eyes.

and I am reminded of the corporate ninja of J.P. Ahonen's "Excitingly Mundane Life of Kenneth Shuri" in Flight Volume Six

bigkuntree said...

does this work for in-laws too?!?

samax said...

indeed.

Ninjas neither hate, nor discriminate.

[)etermined (-)bserver said...

I LOVE IT!

Where do I sign up!
Ima need a whole squad of 'em

samax said...

just keep thinking it real hard and a ninja will hear it telepathically!

"Thank you for your patience. your call is very important to us. ninja telepathy calls are answered in the order they are received."

also, don't worry about the cost! Ninja payment plans are available that fit any budget!

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